My boss is as complete bitch, now whilst I know that many of them are, this one is from Belfast so that gives her an added edge. Anyone who says NI is great for the craic obviously hasn't lived here.

I was supposed to get paid and didn't. She went to a meeting at 12.30pm, but because she left with four bags and hasn't come back I'm sure she was lying. The cheques were meant to be signed, but weren't.

Fuck it, I've got no money, but then again never do so I'll just wait impatiently until tomorrow. If there not here by then I might have to mention it, whilst struggling not to not to lose my shitty job by physically assualting her.

Having dinner with the ex who I can still only sleep with when I'm slaughtered. A simple change in technique would work wonders, but I don't have the energy to even suggest that at the minute.

I'm also ill, grumpy and bored to tears. Help